Our Scientists
- Dr. Tracy Robins
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- String Theorist
- Mathemagician
- Quantum Mechanic
Selected Papers:
- Bleen and Other Arational Numerals In Non-Decimal Radii, with Dr. G. Carlin
- Modeling 3-Brane Spaces using Sliced 2-Brane Projections, with Dr. N. Bushnell, Dr. S. Wozniak
- Dr. Josie Tracker
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- Sonopsychologist
- Natural Philosopher
- Acoustic Coupler
Selected Papers:
- Use of Multi-Timbral Resonance Cascades to Stablize Bidirectional Gödelian Tunnels, with Dr. I. Kleiner, C. Tillinghast
- Ohrwurm: The Use of Music as Memetic and Psychological Weapon, with Dr. G. Clinton, Dr. R. Dawkins
- Dr. Stan Stednowicz
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- Cryptozoologist
- Xenobiologist
- Specific Practitioner
Selected Papers:
- Comparative Anatomy in Three Breeds of Dragon, with Dr. S. Lem, Dr. P. Dickenson, Dr. B. Bloom
- Rapid Parapatric Speciation in the Yellow Sneetch, with Dr. T. Geisel
- Dr. James Roddick
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- Semiotist
- Hermeneuticist
- Deconstruction Worker
Selected Papers:
- Thanatological Cost-Benefit Analysis, with Dr. N. Gaiman
- Tlönic-Khonnen Parallel Speech and Morphological Annotations, with Dr. J. Borges, Dr. A. Dagoski, Dr. J. Dee
- Dr. Lexy Sylvan
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- Semanticist
- Cyberneticist
- Steganographer
Selected Papers:
- Computational Linguistics: A Survey of Competing Methodologies, with Dr. R. Monroe
- Comparing Objective Versus Subjective Language in Determining Efficacy in Information Transfer, with Dr. H. Thompson, Dr. W. Ellis, Dr. G. Morrison
- Dr. Aleksandr Yever
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- Systems Developer
- Automata Designer
- Calculation Engineer
Selected Papers:
- Theocomputational Models Using Nondeterministic Finite State Machines and Stochastic Computation, with Dr. A. Einstein
- Some Solutions to the Happy Ending Problem, with Dr. P. Erdős, Dr. L. Hovick